I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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