do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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