If i come over, it means nothing
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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