she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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