How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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