i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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