so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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