Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The ass gains better be worth it
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