One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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