We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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