I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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