woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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