I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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