real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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