I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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