i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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