He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
time to smoke my breakfast
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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