Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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