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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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