My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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