It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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