Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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