i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I need you to use more vowels.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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