i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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