They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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