we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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