If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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