That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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