i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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