I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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