I wish I could punch you in the face.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
