I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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