I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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