if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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