Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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