worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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