She is in my trunk
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
