why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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