So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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