guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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