I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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