Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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