"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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