how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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