Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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