so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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