i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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