this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
wow bdsm is so cute
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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