i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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