we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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