I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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