I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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