drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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