if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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